A Queer Idea

And by that I mean 'odd.' I don't give up using good words just because they're associated with obnoxious people.

Anyhow, the thought is this: What if the Emperor were a Surfer-Dude?
(some of these are direct paraphrases, some not-so-direct, it's been awhile since I last saw ROTJ.)

"Dude, Vader-meister, He'll turn to the dark side. I've like, forseen it."
"Righteous! Now -- Release your hatred, man."
"Dude, dig the power of this totally jammin' battle station."
"Now you're gonna see your pitiful rebellion totally wipe out."

I just thought I would prove to you all again how crazy I am.