To the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"

If you applied for graduation and you know it stomp your feet.

Actually, Ben, I blogged three days ago. Actually, Jessica, I did read your whole post (I read all the posts on this blog). Actually, Harvey, I need you to quit following me; people are beginning to wonder.

Actually, I have nothing to say, except that if you see me, in the near future, wearing parachute pants and a Vuarnet shirt, well then I don't know what to tell you, man.