Wednesday, February 02, 2005

I do!

Have a cure for boredom, that is.
Jessica, congratulations on your high F. That's quite impressive.

For the benefit of those interested, here is a list of things I like to do when I'm bored.

-Read Children's Books
-Play on weird or loud instruments to the delight, confusion, or annoyance of those around you
-Invite your friends to your house and make them watch weird movies and eat weird food
-Daydream about interesting/cute/etc people
-Conquer the World (or the Universe)
-Go exploring: drive or walk (or ride a donkey) someplace you've never been before ("I wonder where this goes?")
-Take a Nap
-Memorize a Poem, Quote, or Scripture
-Watch "Telemundo"
-Bake something Tasty
-Fold Origami
-Go to a Public Place and watch people; laugh at them
-Go Gnoming: that is, go to a Public Place and be very happy doing something very odd; laugh at how people respond
-by using Long Words (I like big words, and I cannot lie), insult someone and make it sound like a compliment; or, compliment someone and make it sound like an insult
-Tell someone to "Eisteddfod off"
-Try something new
-call Dr. Root "Dr. Prime"
-Say something that sounds dirty, but isn't. "Flageolets are fipple-flutes"
-Play with toys
-Dance
-Blog eccentric things
-Do something Outlandish
-Daydream about being a wealthy landowner
-Go to the Mountain
-Bouncy Balls: the gift that keeps on giving
-Make a movie
-Slap someone
-Swordfight your friends (or duel your enemies)