Alalalalalalalalalalaaaaaa!!!

(It's a middle eastern thing)
Hooray, Hooray, Hooray^49th
for College!
I haven't even met all my professors, and I still think it's marvelous.
Or, to speak soberly, it is good.
A glorious opportunity to display diligence, excellence;
and the "Friendly Jarrett" initiative seems to be progressing.
So -- Good luck to all!

What, you might ask, is my secret?
How do I enjoy it rather than hate it?
It's the same principle as performance anxiety --
Stress is a good servant and a bad master.
You have to enjoy it. You have to Love
how hard it is. Don't expect anything to be easy,
And you'll always be ready for what comes.
LIFE IS DIFFICULT. Get over it.
It's so much easier once you do.


I guess that came out as a prose poem. Oops.