Saturday, August 28, 2004

A little too much

Good advice (thinkgeek.com)

  • Recursive, adj.; see Recursive.
  • Most people are like slinkies. Worthless, but fun to push down stairs.
  • When you consider the position of our solar system within the galaxy, and the galaxy's position in the universe, on a scale of 1 to 10, monkeys really do make the best cheese.
  • You guys make me feel like I belong somewhere. Thanks.
  • Everything I say is always correct...
    Except for that statement.

    Don't believe everything you read in a comment
    Especially this one.

    This comment is false:
    true -or- false?
  • Richard hesitated at the bottom of the stairs and peered upward into the surrounding gloom. Too many little agonies to remember of that fateful night so long ago. To the boyscout he had been, and the man he now was, only preparation mattered. A defibrulator in one hand and a live chicken in the other he put one foot on the bottom stair and made his way up. Now they would all pay!

  • Did I leave the kitchen stove on?
  • Quack quack quack...
  • Lemurs are sexy. You should pimp out lemurs.
  • Just because i have a short attention span doesn't mean that i......
  • "I think there is a world market for maybe five computers."

    -- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943

Okay, so if you want to see more quotes like the ones you have just read, go to www.thinkgeek.com, click on Fortunes (which is an actual UNIX command) and wear out the F5 key on your keyboard. :)