I'm getting totally...

...LOST!

Okay, so I agree with InvadeCanada, but I do have a bit of a different strategy for pulling off that feat. I can't help but notice that the author of InvadeCanada gets all hot and bothered about the North Pole and Santa Claus living in Canada, but later in his final scheme of overtaking the precious tundra, you will notice that the North Pole is still outside of the newly-formed state of Canada. Why don't we just go in there and take all of it? In fact, why stop at the North Pole? Why not continue over the top and take over Greenland and continue on to Russia? Of course, we could leave the area surrounding Chernobyl untouched and leave that to biker chicks. Actually, the aforementioned biker chick website is absolutely fascinating if you are interested in ghost towns, namely the highly radioactive ones. And if you have never heard of Chernobyl, shame on you. It's a town in the former U.S.S.R. where a nuclear reactor had a major meltdown and fire in 1986. The resulting radiation leak posioned lands as far away as Switzerland.

Wow, that was a digression. I first went from talking about taking over Canada to a short history of Chernobyl. Gee, what'll come up next?