The answer for Jon

To the question posted on Jon's blog yesterday.
The question was, "two trains are approaching each other at speeds of 60 and 80 miles per hour, having left from points A and B respectively at 5 pm. Point A to Point B is 500 kilometers. At what time will the trains pass each other, assuming that they are not on the same track, in which case at what time will they collide violently, destroying both and hurling their cargo into the surrounding fields, destroying many cows, and assuming that one of the trains isn't switched onto a track going a completely different direction 10 miles after it leaves?"

And the Answer is, of course,
"His full name is Michael Arnold Palumbo."

So I guess this Saturday, Ben is having folks; Ben, I work. I'm dreadfully sorry. And next Saturday, July 10th, I'm trying to start filming the Jinglydeuce movie. The following Saturday is a debatable one.

How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a Polack Joke?
WOW. Backwards! WOW. Upside down! MOM. Rotated 90 degrees! BOB.
Goodnight folks.