Recital Attendance

I was recently checking out various universities' music therapy programs. Music majors at Pacific University in Oregon are required to attend 7 recitals per semester. SEVEN! Music minors are required to get 4. GAH! We have to hit one a week AT LEAST to make the required minimum, not including concert reports. My jaw hit the floor when I saw that.

On a lighter note, how many violinists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Just one. He simply holds onto it and the world revolves around him.